How to Have a 9th Birthday Party in a Small Foreign Apartment

First, rent some Ben 10 episodes on iTunes and hook up the computer to your T.V. so you can watch them on the big screen.



Then invite your friends over (Max and Aiden from Australia and Jonathan and Aaron from Virginia) to watch with you while you snack on microwave popcorn and fresh berries from Hala Market



Instead of a regular old birthday cake which would be impossible to buy and equally impossible for your mom to make, have do it yourself ice cream sundaes instead. They will be just as well received, and your poor mom won't snap trying to make the cake thing work out.



I mean really, who doesn't love ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate sauce and candy?



When you are done eating, go and run off the sugar in the courtyard of your hotel.

It will be a great birthday, and you will wonder why you worried so much and drove your mom so crazy about what your birthday party would be like in Poland before you even left Canada.

Just sayin'.